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For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God (Romans 3:23) For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord. (Romans 6:23) In reply Jesus declared, I tell you the truth, no one can see the kingdom of God unless he is born again. (John 3:3) Jesus answered, I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me. (John 14:6) That if you confess with your mouth, Jesus is Lord, and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. For it is with your heart that you believe and are justified, and it is with your mouth that you confess and are saved. As the Scripture says, Anyone who trusts in him will never be put to shame. (Romans 10:9-11)
"But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness and self-control. Against such things there is no law." Galatians 5:22-23

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posticon The Devil's Beatitudes


If the Devil were to write his Beatitudes, they would probably go something like this:


Blessed are those who are too tired, too busy, too distracted to spend an hour once a week with their fellow Christians in Church -- they are my best workers.

Blessed are those Christians who wait to be asked and expect to be thanked -- I can use them.

Blessed are they who are easily offended; for they will soon get angry and quit -- they are my missionaries.

Blessed are those who are very religious but get on everyone's nerves -- they are mine forever.

Blessed are the troublemakers -- they shall be called my children.

Blessed are those who have no time to pray -- they are easy prey for me.

Blessed are those who gossip -- for they are my secret agents, they shall cause strife and divisions that please me.

Blessed are those critical of church leadership -- for they shall inherit a place with me in my fate.

Blessed are they who do not give their offering to carry on God's work; for they are my helpers.

Blessed are the complainers -- I'm all ears for them.

Blessed is he who professes to love God but hates his brother; for he shall be with me forever.

Blessed are you when you read this and think it is about other people and not yourself -- I've got you, too.

* Author unknown.




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Re: The Devil's Beatitudes


isn't that title a bit if an oxymoron? emoticon

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Friendship is precious, not only in the shade, but in the sunshine of life. ~Thomas Jefferson
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